the wheels on the bus go round and round...

So today at the hospital I got to have breakfast (we have catered breakfasts or potlucks every day apparently) with a manager from the Rapid Ride. Which was really fucking cool cuz I got to ask him all kinds of questions. Like, I asked if they ever get people riding naked, and he said that usually happens on the city buses. Then I asked him if they could install wifi not just on the buses but at the bus STOPS so that we could access it from the Frontier and hang out and study there all night while purchasing nothing and just drinking bubbler water. He said no. Then I told him that I really liked the interactive signs at the stops that say, "The bus will arrive soon" but that I thought they should say other things. Like:

Look to your left! Here comes the bus! or
Your bus driver is having a cigarette break 3 blocks up but will be here soon... or
Hey, look! There's the bus! Just kidding... or
You might as well have a seat...everything is running late... or
Don't go anywhere, your bus driver is really hot... or
HA HA...loser...you just missed your bus... or
Did you drop something? or
Your fly is open... or
Knock knock... or
The wheels on the bus go round and round...

Or any number of things. Come on, people would think that was funny and it would lighten their hectic morning commute. I'm sure everyone is sick of the same "The bus will arrive in X minutes." Then I suggested they scroll basketball scores and news headlines. He offered me more fruit and a job as Rapid Ride's comedic liaison.

So I'm seriously considering a new line of work.