tales of two 4th grade everythings

Quote of the day #1: "Today Michael and I were racing and I tripped over my shoelace and fell into a bunch of girls.". ---Zack, completely grossed out.

Quote of the day #2: "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My tamagachi just threw up!" ---Michaela, completely grossed out.