the oh my god i'm gonna hurl roll
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!
So Colin, Katie, Nathan from work, and I went out for all you can eat sushi, a new experience for me. $20, whatever you want. This is a bargain. That's $160 of sushi in those 2 pictures, which we got for half price. Rawfishbergs. (Oh, and by the way, a "blowroll" is not me laughing so hard raw fish comes out of my nose. Use your imagination for that one.)
About a third of the way into the second coming we all thought we were gonna die, and then Nicki, our waiter/ress threw us the caveat: eat it all or pay full price for it. Katie and I hoarded sushi in napkins and then stashed them in our purses (a la Jerry and the mutton) and Colin and Nathan did their best to keep eating. I actually made it home, did not throw up, and was not chased by a pack of dogs. I was gonna write a poem about glutton and mutton and undoing buttons but I'll refrain.
Katie and I took the hearse to campus today to run errands (read: bum around), and someone built this "sh" sculpture in front of Humanities. Having the same thought at the same time, we made our own performance art.
It is not even 10:00, yet I have been having such sweet dreams lately, I am going to bed. I wish I could return to a dream I had this morning where I was hanging out with a friend I might lose for reasons that escape me. Just so you know, I'd trade in all the sushi in the world to keep that from happening.
Mutilated monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!
So Colin, Katie, Nathan from work, and I went out for all you can eat sushi, a new experience for me. $20, whatever you want. This is a bargain. That's $160 of sushi in those 2 pictures, which we got for half price. Rawfishbergs. (Oh, and by the way, a "blowroll" is not me laughing so hard raw fish comes out of my nose. Use your imagination for that one.)
About a third of the way into the second coming we all thought we were gonna die, and then Nicki, our waiter/ress threw us the caveat: eat it all or pay full price for it. Katie and I hoarded sushi in napkins and then stashed them in our purses (a la Jerry and the mutton) and Colin and Nathan did their best to keep eating. I actually made it home, did not throw up, and was not chased by a pack of dogs. I was gonna write a poem about glutton and mutton and undoing buttons but I'll refrain.
Katie and I took the hearse to campus today to run errands (read: bum around), and someone built this "sh" sculpture in front of Humanities. Having the same thought at the same time, we made our own performance art. It is not even 10:00, yet I have been having such sweet dreams lately, I am going to bed. I wish I could return to a dream I had this morning where I was hanging out with a friend I might lose for reasons that escape me. Just so you know, I'd trade in all the sushi in the world to keep that from happening.
posted by jill at 21:46
1 Comments:
ack, they should have just slapped down a raw yellowfin and given us some knives. I don't think I ate again till dinner the next day. good times.
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