what am i gonna do when baseball season is over?

So I feel bad because I dissed the Newport puffer (see #2). Then her kid says to Zack and me today, "We were talking about you last night...about how all the kids on the team are bullies and the parents are really weird, but you guys are really normal and fun and Zack is the nicest kid around." Thank God, I'm doing something right.

So there. I officially have the coolest (and cutest, in my opinion) kid in the history of Mile High Little League. Damn. Today we played (and killed) the Marlins and I got to be the field umpire (which is not only good for tanning but you get to be on the field for the whole game). Damn. And the pitcher for the other team was...well...mmmmm. Damn. So I'm proud, tan, and heading into the cleanroom for the day to cool off. I guess like anything else, there are good fish and bad fish. But that fish... Damn.

Trivial piece of information I learned this week: My pirate name is Pirate Azriel the Fashionably Late.