these people are on crack
(We are bored at work and waiting for 4:00 so we can go eat red chile.)
First...paulsadowski.com
I especially like my numerology statement that says something about how I could be highly successful if I could just focus.
Focus, my ass.
Then...areyouaslackermom.com
I am a Zen Mom, and I didn't even lie.
Here's the summary: "How do you do it? Even when explosions are all around, you are able to take a deep cleansing breath and chant your mantra "this too shall pass." You are a calming influence on your kids in a hectic world."
Calm, my ass.
More middle of the night ridiculousness: My meddling mother is trying to marry me off to my high school boyfriend. She was at a party with him tonight and called 3 times...during drinks, dinner, and his speech (his father turned 70) "just in case you wanted to hear his voice!" I was with patients and couldn't answer the phone and I thought someone had died. I am no longer answering phone calls from my mother.
First...paulsadowski.com
I especially like my numerology statement that says something about how I could be highly successful if I could just focus.
Focus, my ass.
Then...areyouaslackermom.com
I am a Zen Mom, and I didn't even lie.
Here's the summary: "How do you do it? Even when explosions are all around, you are able to take a deep cleansing breath and chant your mantra "this too shall pass." You are a calming influence on your kids in a hectic world."
Calm, my ass.
More middle of the night ridiculousness: My meddling mother is trying to marry me off to my high school boyfriend. She was at a party with him tonight and called 3 times...during drinks, dinner, and his speech (his father turned 70) "just in case you wanted to hear his voice!" I was with patients and couldn't answer the phone and I thought someone had died. I am no longer answering phone calls from my mother.
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Trying to set you up with another guy, eh? Where does he live? I've got a sledge hammer with his name on it...
She better back off if he wants to see his dad's 71st.
Merry Ch.... wait.
Happy Hannukah! (is that over? 8 crazy nights, right?)
oh well, here's one we can all enjoy:
Happy New Year!
ok you need to lay off the eggnog.
no need for a sledge hammer. there's a reason we broke up junior year, then senior year, then when i was 20, then once when i was 21...
Hmmmm. i see a repeating pattern. i better get on him quick before your mom ruins all my plans.
And I WISH I had too much eggnog. Now I remember why I don't live at home. Oy vey.
you do live at home. you're just visiting your parents. at least they have internet access.
don't you have a girlfriend? and haven't i sworn off love forever? yes and yes.
details, details. Did Moses let the fact that there was no food or water in the desert stop him from leading his people to freedom? I don't think so. He went "Shazam!" and everything worked out.
Shazam!
Damn it. Still a cancer.
ass-trology has no part in this. isn't your girlfriend's birthday the day after mine? anyway, that ex...he's a libra. and a lawyer. fuck that.
moses had god on his side. didn't you read my blog last week? i'm not godly.
will you bring me home some pad thai from thailand? puh-lease?
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