confessions of a shopaholic
I am at Satellite, minding my own business, working on my paper, drinking coffee, hanging with Colin. Not spending money, not wasting time...and in walks a woman with all this great jewelry for sale. Bitch.Now I am $21 poorer, but I have 3 cool pairs of earrings. One pair I picked out, she says, are jaspers. Whatever the fuck that means.
Now I am also $21 smarter.
I shudder to think of what my life is going to be like when I have a real job and money again.
posted by jill at 18:42
9 Comments:
when she said that they were "jaspers'", that meant that they weren't hers... They belonged to Jasper. Congradulations on buying stolen jewlery. If i were you, I'd put a hold on that check. Or maybe we can hire Joe to take her out. Make her an offer she can't refuse.
can i add a few people to the hit list?
Only if they work for Thunderbird. We gotta keep it in the Family.
i believe we'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
do you think anyone would buy earrings named badgers?
i used to have bucky badger earrings. and i would guess that katie might have at some point, too.
y'know...the jaspers could play the badgers in the tourney....at this rate the badgers could get a 2 or 3 seed if they keep it up and the jaspers would be a 14 seed, the highest. so it could happen.
and...the badgers best player is named tucker.
think of the trojanic possibilities for that bet.
wait...i'm confused. aren't there 16 seeds? how about we'll be #1 and you'll be #16? maybe you're talking about the NIT.
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