squirrelly sex
I don't know why the College of Nursing has 25 people working on the teen pregnancy issue. The squirrels have it all figured out. I especially like the quote at the end from the animal activist who doesn't understand "why the county is getting their panties in a bunch."
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that's a funny line.....you New Mexicans don't wear panties, right?
i'm not sure. those squirrels were in san diego.
but are britney shears, lindsay lohan, and paris hilton new mexican? i imagine the further west you go from the stuffy east coast, the fewer you may see.
We're not stuffy. Just cultured. We know which parts to cover.
dogs will bark
and bunnies will hop
it is not always necessary
to button your shirt up to the top
Dogs may bark
bunnies may scooch
but classy chicks
cover their cooch
blood is cultured
marshmallows are fluffy
i'm sure ny'ers
are pretty damn stuffy
it may feel cold
your legs might freeze
but sometimes your coochie
juct craves a breeze
wow shenoa...really? like, do you come to class or flying star commando?
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