a poll
If I ran for president, would you vote for me?
posted by jill at 08:47
25 September 2007
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- Name: jill
- Location: the high desert, new mexico, United States
when my kids grow up i want to go chase tornadoes in oklahoma. or move to cape cod. but for now, i'm just gonna hang in the desert, enjoy the good life, see how many different colors i can paint my walls, hope for shooting stars and lucky pennies and kisses in the rain, and do everything humanly possible to keep my kids happy, healthy, and far away from drugs.
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that depends.
would you appoint me to a cabinet post where I could collect a salary and never have to show up?
of course. so would you?
I will as long as you give me a better job than you give Gary. ::grin::
Sure! I believe we agree on many important issues...Ooo- can i be your scandal? Come on, every president needs a Monica...or they just start blowing shit up and habitually golfing.
hey...here, have a cigar... (god, that's the 2nd time i made that joke today...)
Sure! But I would fully expect lots of special favors. And you'd have to send Air Force One out to pick me up for a visit monthly, at a minimum.
now that you're a homeowner, sure. i wouldn't vote for some renter.
ummm...radha...you wouldn't come "visit" cuz you'd be my chief of something.
amazing how you've all asked for favors from me in my role as chief of staff...radha wants free flights, robb and gary wants high-paying jobs where they don't have to work, and meg wants scandalous sex. no wonder the president is so corrupt.
anyway, i'm pretty happy i'm starting off with 4 votes. not because i'm looking for any validation, but just because if i do decide to ever run for president, i know i'll at least not be at 0%.
thanks guys.
i think you'd make a bitchin' president. that's what i look for in my candidates: "bitchin'-ness".
and also, none of the other candidates are nureses. that right there seals the deal. :D
we gotta talk about my platform over coffee. i'll call you when i get back.
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