It is only 9:20 and I already want to blog mommie dearest. I guess it is an hour later there so she's got time to think about how she's gonna piss me off before my alarm goes off. Next time I move it's gonna be out of the continental United States.

Quote of the morning: "In first grade, our subjects were spelling, reading, math, and learning to spell Albuquerque." ---Zack