this is gay
I'm sitting at Winnings with Katie (what else is new) writing a paper on what factors contribute to the heightened interest of the advanced nursing practice on a global level. How gay is this? Like I care what is happening in Australia or the Cayman Islands. I don't have a patient this week (thank god) because I'm spending the next 2 days in the ICU. Gay. Not interested anymore, and I was done (mentally) with this rotation like 3 weeks ago.
Yesterday I hung out with my crazy ex's son and when I dropped him off at home after our impromptu coffee date (which is gay in itself, since he's 13 and I quit coffee), John gave Miles $40 to give me "because my dad says he owes you money." GAY. He talks to me through his 13 year-old son? (But I will thank him for the cash, and I'm going to really start blogging about other things that I want and see if I can make them happen, too. Waiting for an email, btw. How gay is that.)
Everyone at Winnings is wearing camoflauge pants. GAY!! When I got dressed this morning and put mine on, I sure didn't want to be matching with all these gay people. And half of them really are gay, which makes it even gayer. Oh, and there's the pregnant woman AGAIN smoking AGAIN. One of these days I'm going to walk up to her and rip the fucking cigarette out of her mouth and stab her forehead with it. Isn't there enough information out there for even the not smartest person to understand that smoking is not good for the fetus???????????????????????? GAY!!!
Usually they play great music here, but they're playing this gay classical shit that is making me want to run down the street in slow motion and pass off the torch to the next camoflauge-clad person who doesn't drink coffee but is sitting in a coffee shop anyway.
Uh huh...card fan says on my blog that "Gorman Thomas is gay." Like the Cardinals aren't? They run around the field with cute little red tweety-like birds on their chests and matching socks. Gay.
Me: Why is Gorman Thomas gay?
Him: Cause he was not a very good player and badmouthed the Cards during the series. Then we pounded you fucks. wooohoooo
Me: Gorman Thomas specifically badmouthed the Cards?
Him: I think so. lol...ok, ok...I don't really know...I just wanted to say something about him on your blog.
GAY. Making shit up about other people just to post to my blog. That is so gay. And baseball players pounding other baseball players. I'm not even gonna go there.
I could go on forever about the gay shit, but I'm going to start manifesting things with the blog. I want my state tax refund. I want an A on my 2 finals. And I want an email that says, "No." Aight.
How gay is this blog?
Yesterday I hung out with my crazy ex's son and when I dropped him off at home after our impromptu coffee date (which is gay in itself, since he's 13 and I quit coffee), John gave Miles $40 to give me "because my dad says he owes you money." GAY. He talks to me through his 13 year-old son? (But I will thank him for the cash, and I'm going to really start blogging about other things that I want and see if I can make them happen, too. Waiting for an email, btw. How gay is that.)
Everyone at Winnings is wearing camoflauge pants. GAY!! When I got dressed this morning and put mine on, I sure didn't want to be matching with all these gay people. And half of them really are gay, which makes it even gayer. Oh, and there's the pregnant woman AGAIN smoking AGAIN. One of these days I'm going to walk up to her and rip the fucking cigarette out of her mouth and stab her forehead with it. Isn't there enough information out there for even the not smartest person to understand that smoking is not good for the fetus???????????????????????? GAY!!!
Usually they play great music here, but they're playing this gay classical shit that is making me want to run down the street in slow motion and pass off the torch to the next camoflauge-clad person who doesn't drink coffee but is sitting in a coffee shop anyway.
Uh huh...card fan says on my blog that "Gorman Thomas is gay." Like the Cardinals aren't? They run around the field with cute little red tweety-like birds on their chests and matching socks. Gay.
Me: Why is Gorman Thomas gay?
Him: Cause he was not a very good player and badmouthed the Cards during the series. Then we pounded you fucks. wooohoooo
Me: Gorman Thomas specifically badmouthed the Cards?
Him: I think so. lol...ok, ok...I don't really know...I just wanted to say something about him on your blog.
GAY. Making shit up about other people just to post to my blog. That is so gay. And baseball players pounding other baseball players. I'm not even gonna go there.
I could go on forever about the gay shit, but I'm going to start manifesting things with the blog. I want my state tax refund. I want an A on my 2 finals. And I want an email that says, "No." Aight.
How gay is this blog?
posted by jill at 12:51
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