71 to 80
71. having those dreams where you can't see and you can't move and you can't dial your phone and you have to pee and you're late for an exam72. "Snakes on a Plane"
73. that fake wrestling crap
74. people who throw things from highway overpasses at oncoming cars
75. I've gotta be smarter than a 5th grader
76. the Domenici Building
77. people who play mind games
78. I used Michaela's Herbal Essence shampoo in the shower this morning but did not have the same experience that they have on those commercials
79. I wasted a lot of time thinking I hated green chili, mushrooms, and wasabi
80. Kermit doing grunge
posted by jill at 13:10
6 Comments:
So you took off the disclaimer and the link, huh? why, did you watch the rest of the video and find out that it got WAY worse (if that is even possible)?
Anyways, I think that now without the link, or the disclaimer, #80 becomes confusing and kinda loses it's relevance. Still pisses you off (thats what the 10,001 things are supposed to be about), but kinda cnfusing to the lay person.
fine. if people are so inclined, they can google "sad kermit youtube really fucked up video with drugs and nudity and throwing up flies" and watch it themselves. i thought i'd watched the whole thing but apparently i had not. although, i still find it somewhat...um...shall we say creative?
can you come home now?
Sorry. That would be counter-intuitive to the current state of my mental health. Not till Sunday. Doctors orders.
i hate mushrooms. unless they make me trip. in which case i sit on a rainbow and talk to Donut in ancient Chinese and braid my pubic hair.
shenoa...you have to google sad kermit youtube. have to.
i hated mushrooms too til november. now i am addicted. i've never done the other kind. i don't think i'll start now. but thanks for the visual of you braiding your pubic hair. now we know who DOESN'T get brazilians.
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