this strikes a cord
So I'm sitting here thinking about graduation and how we all chose to justify our credentials simply with a cap and gown and who really needs cords anyway. Right? Wrong. Some of our classmates might have like 4 cords if they joined all those honors societies that we decided not to invest in. But I think we should get cords for other things. I mean, it's not like 6 credit hours of honors classes with PJ Woods or lunches in 257 with SNA woulda made us better students. Here are some possibilities. (Please note, they do not all apply to me...just thinking of all of our wonderful yet average classmates, including me.)
the I got almost all A's cord
the I never skipped class cord
the I don't live with my parents cord
the I have kids cord
the I have a job cord
the I went through a break-up during school cord
the I had a baby during school cord
the I almost had a baby during school cord
the I knitted every day during class cord
the I never wore a bra to class cord
the I shopped on the internet during class cord
the I played internet games during class cord
the I threw candy at my classmate's head cord (I didn't mean to)
the I never cheated off anyone else's test cord
the I always parked illegally and never got a ticket cord
the I sometimes came to class stoned cord
the I said fuck during class whenever I could fit it in cord
the I wore my pajamas to school cord
the I wore clothes so tight I now have circulatory problems cord
the I never once spoke in class cord
the I never shut the hell up in class cord
the I always remember to turn off my ringer cord
the I never got yelled at by a professor cord
the I passed the HESI cord
the I didn't fail out of school cord
the I always wore what I was supposed to when I went to clinicals cord
the I had Jenny Vacek and lived to tell about it cord
the I never slept through class cord
The possibilities are endless, but we should all be recognized for the things we did to get through school.
I'm gonna make my own cords and wear them at graduation. You guys just let me know which ones you want and I'll make them for you, too.
the I got almost all A's cord
the I never skipped class cord
the I don't live with my parents cord
the I have kids cord
the I have a job cord
the I went through a break-up during school cord
the I had a baby during school cord
the I almost had a baby during school cord
the I knitted every day during class cord
the I never wore a bra to class cord
the I shopped on the internet during class cord
the I played internet games during class cord
the I threw candy at my classmate's head cord (I didn't mean to)
the I never cheated off anyone else's test cord
the I always parked illegally and never got a ticket cord
the I sometimes came to class stoned cord
the I said fuck during class whenever I could fit it in cord
the I wore my pajamas to school cord
the I wore clothes so tight I now have circulatory problems cord
the I never once spoke in class cord
the I never shut the hell up in class cord
the I always remember to turn off my ringer cord
the I never got yelled at by a professor cord
the I passed the HESI cord
the I didn't fail out of school cord
the I always wore what I was supposed to when I went to clinicals cord
the I had Jenny Vacek and lived to tell about it cord
the I never slept through class cord
The possibilities are endless, but we should all be recognized for the things we did to get through school.
I'm gonna make my own cords and wear them at graduation. You guys just let me know which ones you want and I'll make them for you, too.
posted by jill at 13:22
9 Comments:
I'm not graduating until August, but I'm thinking I could really use some of your cords! I'm especially feeling the I had Jenny Vacek and survied to tell about it! Great idea! :)
I would like to put in an order for the Jenny Vacek cord, the got left by my boyfriend multiple times cord, the kept getting back with my boyfriend like a dumbass cord, and the got a boob job during nursing school and had a professor actually ask to touch them cord...
that's wrong, huh. it wasn't patsy, was it?
how about the got a boob job (the other kind) during nursing school cord and the I got through nursing school without ever having to give an enema (knock on wood) cord?
how bout the my professor asked me to touch her tits cord? Remember that?
what about the i got asked to meet my clinical instructor in her office after class cord? or the i got caught in the linen closet crying cord? and who could forget i was told shouting badass in report is not appropriate cord. goodtimes.
katie, are you on crack?
i think she just showed us the tattoo that covered where they used to be. she never asked us to touch them. but if you wanna remember it that way...
adriana, you also get the i talk with my hands cord and the word cord.
mmmmmm radha...i woulda let her touch em too. (not patsy.)
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