the graduation party (not to be confused with the graduation par-tay)

Sad news. I just got an email from Bruce, and he's not able to attend. (But how cool is it to see his name in my inbox? Very.)

Ok people, what's the story for the graduation party? All I heard last night at Kelly's was "there is no way in hell we're eating out of bed pans and drinking out of urinals."

We have just a little over a month, and people are actually flying in for this. So...ideas?