death by blogging

Ok, you guys have to promise me...PROMISE me...that if something happens to me you will NEVER, EVER let ANYONE besides those of you who read my blog get their hands on my blog address. My CNN article will read something like:

"Frankel, who died from battery acid poisioning, wrote in her online diary about her love for bunnies and her disdain for the stupidity and ignorance of the human race. She let people cheat off of her tests, fantasized about putting her children in cages, and openly disrespected her mother.

I am amending my living will. Carry out my wishes. Don't give up my blog address.

Aight.