01 April 2006

janeya and her amazing technicolor dreamhair

It was red and yellow and green and brown
and scarlet and black and ochre and peach
and ruby and olive and violet and fawn
and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
and cream and crimson and silver and rose
and azure and lemon and russet and gray
and purple and white and pink and orange and blue


Katie asks if I have finished writing "Janeya's amazing technicolor dream hair" yet. I am almost done. Have you seen the real play? Where Joseph gets dragged off to Egypt by his (evil) brothers and then they spill blood all over his coat to make it look like he was killed? Ok well in MY version...all of the nurses on 4 east drag Janeya down to get her hair did. No wait. All of the nurses on 4 east drag Janeya down to the OR and dump her there and the OR nurses wonder what has happened to her...because upon inspection, her hair is all those colors after doing wound care, redressing a chest tube drain, changing diapers, inserting a foley, etc.

That cannot be sterile, right? Someone needs to tell her to put her hair up. Adriana? Nathan?

Excellent accomplishment of the day (yesterday): I did my first real IV and it took about 5 seconds. I wanted to take a picture but apparently I'd have to have my patient sign a release or I could go to prison. Oh well. I miss her, she was cool to hang out with. I hope she got to go home yesterday...maybe we'll run into her at Dunkin Donuts in the South Valley.

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