a whole bunch of jews...

the -Bergs:

Niceberg - the really nice jew (that would be Nathan and me, right?)
Riceberg - half jew, half asian
Twiceberg - those are my twins
Thriceberg - they're triplet jews
Diceberg - they're the jews that hang at casinos
Miceberg - that's Michael Eisner's real name
Priceberg - that's self-explanatory
Spliceberg - they're divorced jews
Viceberg - they're into really kinky sex
Liceberg - they're really unlucky cuz their kids went to a bad daycare
Iceberg - the cold, detached jew
Spiceberg - he's fucking hot