26 March 2006

short and nice(berg)

This post is for you ADHD'ers out there who can't read more than a few lines. I thought of another berg...

Sufficeberg - he's an adequate jew.

Last night I got a contact high. I liked that Blues Traveler-esque harmonica player though...

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you forgot the following:

ubérberg- the ultra Jew
bergberg- the jew who repeats himself
thunderberg- a realy angry Jew
newberg- the jewish convert
oldberg- a really old jew
goldberg- the werestling jew (see: google)
grabberg- the accused fondler-jew
dilberg- the nerdy corperate office slave jew
"Look at me! I'm a-"berg- the jew who constantly has to be the center of attention.

Ciao!

26 March, 2006 14:28  
Blogger jill said...

mazel tov colinberg...those are brilliant

26 March, 2006 14:33  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah, cant forget:

slyberg- the devious jew
shyberg- the (very rare) quiet hidden jew
dopeburg- the drug dealing jew
blondeberg- the "OMG! your a jew?"-jew
bigberg- the very large yellow fluffy jew

ok. Enough said.

26 March, 2006 14:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha..ok, last one, Promise!

B-bbb-bb....bb-BERG! -the stuttering Jew

26 March, 2006 14:38  
Blogger jill said...

my grandfather (rabbiberg) is turning over in his grave. oy.

you at a coffee shop in amsterdam?

26 March, 2006 14:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DISCLAIMER:

No marijuana was used in the creations of these -berg lebels. The creator assumes no responcibility for offenses taken by the berg-ish nature of these labels. Any use of said labels without written permission from their creator is not deemed any infraction of civil and criminal codes, except those pertaining to common decency, and is encouraged.

26 March, 2006 21:55  
Blogger jill said...

you're high colin

26 March, 2006 22:13  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic Berg labels:

weizenhymierberg- the jew who is always cracking jokes.

Vermenberg- the jew who steals your man

bogartberg- typical jew

nerdberg- self explanitory

ghettoberg- Jew with an identidy crisis

ottotoxicberg- a jew with hearing aids

Juanberg- the lazy good-for-nothing Jew who parks his car on his lawn

goverment cheese-berg -the jew whos always looking forward to the 1st of the month

psuedoberg- the wanna-be Jew

cyberberg- futureistic jew

swineberg- a non-kosher jew

berg-aler -the theiving jew

furryberg- a bearded jew

Mosesberg -the ultimate Jew

27 March, 2006 09:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another few:

streizandberg- the "she's too old for Yentil" Jew

fiddler on the roof-berg - the musical Jew

27 March, 2006 09:44  
Blogger jill said...

are you sitting in class doing this? have you noticed we are not there?

27 March, 2006 09:58  

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