i saw you...

So today I cleaned and I found Zack and Kaela's birth announcement. They didn't believe me that those were their footprints when they were born. Then they stood next to them so we could all see how much they've grown. Trippy.

I also found the "I saw you's" from how many semesters ago? 3? Anyway, Katie requested that I post them to the blog, and I agreed, except that I really don't want to offend anyone so I'm going to use blanks for certain words. (Katie and I have no boundaries when it's just the two of us, obviously.)

For those of you who have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, there is a section in the Alibi called "I saw you..." where people write in looking for other people. They are very entertaining, so we wrote a few of our own.

Ok, here we go:

1. I saw you at the Smith's on Tramway. You were buying 4 lbs. of steak and KY Jelly. I wanted to talk to you. Call me.

2. I saw you at Flying Star. You were wearing a red shirt and had toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I wanted to tell you. Call me.

3. I saw you at Winnings. I was talking about transference and anal sex, you were licking sour cream off of your fingers. Call me. (That one really happened...I actually met someone cuz of that exact scenario. Where the hell is Charlie these days anyway?)

4. I saw you at the duck pond. You were picking your nose and eating it. I still wanted to kiss you. Call me. (What the hell were we thinking, KT?)

5. I saw you...you were buying a rosary...ok, censored...email me if you want the rest.

Quote of the day: "Mommy, how does someone become comfortably numb?" ---Zack, while watching a Pink Floyd concert with me.

Other quote of the day: "Hang on...I'm having a flashback." ---my exhusband, when he came in my room where we were watching the concert.