22 August 2006

when did childbirth become sexy?

Our instructor (who is awesome) said something earlier about how the baby, placenta, and amniotic fluid add a significant amount of weight to a pregnant woman.

MW: Guys, be lucky that you never grow something that big.
Me: Unfortunately.
Katie: OH MY GOD JILL.
Me: Huh?
Katie: I thought you were talking about something else...

Come on. That is so dirty. And the swallowing thing? My virgin ears cannot take this...

Picture of the day: Kidneys putting out. (Drawing by Katie)














I'm glad I didn't have to star in that video. Oy.

Quote of the day: "Can we get back to breasts now?" Oh my god I need a beer.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm....all those kidneys need is a Top hat, monacle and cane and they could be Mr and Mrs peanut.

23 August, 2006 09:33  
Blogger jill said...

but peanuts don't put out, kidneys do.

they do kinda look like them, though, huh.

23 August, 2006 14:37  
Blogger kates said...

That is if Mr. and Mrs. Peanut do it doggie style, whose to say they don't prefer the reverse cowgirl? Or the Italian Chandelier?

23 August, 2006 17:27  
Blogger jill said...

hey, can you draw mr. peanut giving mrs. peanut a flaming amazon?

23 August, 2006 19:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Peanuts are also known as earthnuts, goobers, goober peas, pindas, jack nuts, pinders, manila nuts and monkey nuts (the last of these is often used to mean the entire pod, not just the seeds)."

OK....can any of you say monkey nuts and not giggle? I doubt it.

24 August, 2006 05:45  
Blogger kates said...

Um, creamy peanut flambe, yummy.

24 August, 2006 18:28  
Blogger jill said...

that is so gross.

24 August, 2006 20:10  
Blogger jill said...

oh and i giggle every time i say monkey nuts. that's tits.

24 August, 2006 20:11  

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