what the fuck?????

Ok, I'm jaded and cynical tonight. I'm so annoyed at that dumb movie, my house is a mess, I'm in hell with a good friend, and I had to see a bunch of people today that I basically have to see every day for the next 16 weeks. Ok, the good friend hell deal is really weighing on me. Not enjoying that shit at all.

This was the typical conversation of the day:

Anyone: Jill...it's so good to see you!
Me: (Insert name)...you too. How was your summer?
Anyone: Good...I worked in the (enter name of) unit as an extern. You?
Me: Yeah...Mother/Baby. It was cool.
Anyone: Wow...you cut off all your hair.
Me: Yep.
Anyone: Wow...I looooved your long hair.

FUCK YOU. Do you know how many times I wanted to respond with "Damn girlfriend you are wearing way too much make-up" or "My god that outfit is hideous" or "Shit, didn't you get out in the sun for like a minute this summer? you look so pale" or "Oh come on...you're working as an extern now. Like you can't afford to buy clothes that actually cover up the rest of your stomach and back?"

I need to start being that honest. Although, sometimes honesty isn't the best policy..

Quote of the other day: "You can't be in love, you're not married." ---Michaela...where the fuck did she get that?