oh my god that fucking hurts

A few things about labor pain...

My mother is not a nonpharmacologic pain tool.
Yes, labor hurts that much.
Screaming is effective.
That guy in that movie ("It's almost ovuh") should have been shot.
Listening to this Damien Rice song is almost as painful as labor but not quite.
The guy working at the coffee shop is shooting rubber bands at me, and that is less painful than labor.

An ativan drip would help my test anxiety.