27 October 2006

alcoholiday

That is the word of the day on urban dictionary.

Definition: Holidays that end up being more about parties and getting drunk, rather than their intended meaning.

Using it in a sentence: I can't wait for the three day weekend, it's my favorite alcoholiday.

I love it. But why am I looking at the urban dictionary, you might ask? Because today I was told that someone called me "ghetto" last night. ME GHETTO. I might love that even more.

Actually, according to #2, this is quite antisemitic. Hmmmm.

Anyway, you guys know me. And I know you read my blog cuz you tell me even though you don't comment. What about me is ghetto? I seriously thought I was the anti-ghetto, but ok, I'm totally open to being considered ghetto.

10 Comments:

Blogger kates said...

I don't Jill, maybe its because some days you subsist solely on food found in your trunk?

29 October, 2006 15:56  
Blogger jill said...

true...but it's not like i have a cooler full of colt 45, hot dogs, and fruit roll-ups in there. trail mix, power bars, and organic lemonade aren't really ghetto, are they?

29 October, 2006 17:13  
Blogger kates said...

Okay, well how bout your alternative use of oranges?

Though, presumably they do not know of your ghetto fruit usage at UNMH?

29 October, 2006 21:20  
Blogger jill said...

i prefer to think of my alternate use for oranges (and backgammon sets) as creative and resourceful. come on, i'm a mom...sometimes in a pinch you gotta figure stuff out, you know?

anyway, it's your fault...you didn't have any apples or potatoes.

oh and unmh welcomes creativity and new ways of doing things. it says so in their mission statement.

30 October, 2006 01:20  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your ghetto 'cause of all the bling you wear. Look at you thumbnail pic on here...Nice guci shades,how many benjermins did those set you back, G-funkel?

30 October, 2006 10:04  
Blogger jill said...

those glasses are the only bling i own, and i can't even find them. i think maybe i traded them for drugs awhile back. but i'll pile on the gold for class and sushi later.

30 October, 2006 12:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, you worked at ucd hr. that's pretty ghetto. the trailer had fleas, fer fucksakes.

30 October, 2006 19:32  
Blogger jill said...

hey! that means you're ghetto too. and remember the building after the trailer? i didn't have a window, though. i guess that's ghetto.

i didn't know there were fleas. i just remember the feral cats.

30 October, 2006 21:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm originally from stockton. i was born ghetto.

30 October, 2006 21:56  
Blogger jill said...

sometimes i forget that you're from stockton cuz you're so not ghetto.

did i tell you there's a nurse in labor and delivery with same exact name as shan's maiden name? it's very weird to see that on charts. makes me feel like i should call her up to see if she wants to drink beer and do the slip and slide after we get off work.

01 November, 2006 18:19  

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