87-97
87. today I got a $100 parking ticket at the Health Center after I spent almost $100 on prescription meds for bronchitis
88. spending $100 on bronchitis meds
89. provoking retro-regretting and self-loathing
90. anyone regretting knowing or loving me
91. when my 9 year-old daughter shrieks
92. 5th graders having sex in front of other 5th graders just cuz the teacher is gone for 15 minutes
93. "turn off your laptop or leave." (although, i love that she left.)
94. we are paying an assload of money for this education...so how come we're smarter than some of the instructors?
95. is John Mayer really gonna marry Jessica Simpson???
96. if a praying mantis gets to bite off the head of her booty call after she gets the stick...
97. I don't think I'm gonna make it 10,001
88. spending $100 on bronchitis meds
89. provoking retro-regretting and self-loathing
90. anyone regretting knowing or loving me
91. when my 9 year-old daughter shrieks
92. 5th graders having sex in front of other 5th graders just cuz the teacher is gone for 15 minutes
93. "turn off your laptop or leave." (although, i love that she left.)
94. we are paying an assload of money for this education...so how come we're smarter than some of the instructors?
95. is John Mayer really gonna marry Jessica Simpson???
96. if a praying mantis gets to bite off the head of her booty call after she gets the stick...
97. I don't think I'm gonna make it 10,001
posted by jill at 20:06
7 Comments:
hey. Hope things went ok today.
10,001 things to be pissed of about is kinda doubled edged sword.
In the begining, say the first 500, they are a release of all these pent up fustrations. Each one feels like a caged bird being let free.
But then as you get farther into the depths of the 10,001 things, you realise that the more you create, the more that you cme up with, the more you become sucked deeperinto the pit of negativisim. You begin to think just of the things tht piss you off,a nd not of ways to fix them, or avioid them, or deal with them. Eventually because the only color you piant with is black, all the light is gone. Maybe 98: should be "I've spent weeks doing these."
and 99: could be "I never stopped before now."
and 100: could be "I should have made 10,001 things to be happy about." and that could be it.
speaking of caged birds, did you know katie wants to get a bird?
Stupid birds. Captain will eat any bird that crosses his bath
yeah but ive been having trouble picking out a name. What do you think of "Seedy"?
personally i think seedy is fantastic
i think you should name it "swabby"
hey, so tell me more about #92. I volunteered to teach sex ed and female anatomy to 5th graders for the next 5 weeks, should I be swapping public sex stories and voyeristic/exibitionist ideals instead?
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