i love gorman thomas
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the Brewers
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
When I was 10 I took my allowance money to Bayshore Mall and had a t-shirt made that said "I LOVE GORMAN THOMAS." Then I wore it to County Stadium for Sundance Photo Night and had my picture taken with none other than Gorman Thomas. I loved him. He either struck out or hit home runs (so did I). He played centerfield (so did I). He was #20 (so was I in softball and volleyball...I made sure of that.) His birthday was December 12th (so is mine). We were soulmates. Next time I go home I will dig out a picture of me ridiculously professing my love for him. (He didn't give a shit, btw.) My parents have a friend who used to be a scout for the Brewers and got us all kinds of great tickets and fun Brewers-related loot. I got the autographed picture. And primo tickets to the 1982 World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals. We lost.
I've never said this before, and I may never say it again, but GO CUBS. Fuck the Cardinals.
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the Brewers
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out
At the old ball game
When I was 10 I took my allowance money to Bayshore Mall and had a t-shirt made that said "I LOVE GORMAN THOMAS." Then I wore it to County Stadium for Sundance Photo Night and had my picture taken with none other than Gorman Thomas. I loved him. He either struck out or hit home runs (so did I). He played centerfield (so did I). He was #20 (so was I in softball and volleyball...I made sure of that.) His birthday was December 12th (so is mine). We were soulmates. Next time I go home I will dig out a picture of me ridiculously professing my love for him. (He didn't give a shit, btw.) My parents have a friend who used to be a scout for the Brewers and got us all kinds of great tickets and fun Brewers-related loot. I got the autographed picture. And primo tickets to the 1982 World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals. We lost.I've never said this before, and I may never say it again, but GO CUBS. Fuck the Cardinals.
posted by jill at 14:57
5 Comments:
Gorman Thomas is gay....and fuck the cubs!!
fuck the cardinals. ram them right up your fucking...
oops, family blog.
oh and the cards lost. pay up, loser.
i'll ram them alright...right to another world series...how many do you guys have again???? ZERO !!!!
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wanna talk about your basketball team? oh wait, you don't have one. and how about your hockey team? go badgers.
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