a message for santa (my ass santa claus isn't real!)

Dear Santa Claus,

Thank you for commenting to my blog. Now...it would be really awesome if some cute, sweet businessman (like Scott Calvin, kinda) could come through my chimney and bring me presents on Christmas. I know I don't celebrate Christmas, but I've been a really good girl this year for the most part. Kind of. No, I have.

Oh, and my kids want iDogs. And my dog would probably love an iKid, but she'll be happy with a bone.

If you think it's sacrilegious to bring gifts to a jewish girl in the desert, then my birthday is on Tuesday, so I'd be fine with that too.

Email me if you need directions to my chimney. And wear warm clothes cuz it is freezing here.

Ok, thanks.

Love,
Jill