oops...she did it again
Everywhere you go these days...work, school, the lunch room, the bathroom, the coffee shop...everyone is talking about Britney Spears. Does anyone really give a fuck about what Britney does, or are we just so bored or in denial or trying to be distracted from our own pathetic lives that we need to focus on some dumbass who can't sing but who is pretty and has made millions? So the girl is 25, gets an assload of money, is newly single, and wants to party. OH MY GOD. Kissing girls (like even the straightest girl wouldn't kiss Madonna if she had a chance), shaving her head, (gasp!) getting tattoos?? She must either be on drugs or heading for the psych ward. Like everyone else isn't doing crazy shit that would make people's heads turn (or do 360's even) if it was all taken out of context, just like the Brit junk.
Did you happen to hear that K-Fed threatened to steal her hair to prove she's on drugs? I'd pull a Britney Shears too if exhub was gonna sneak into my bedroom in the middle of the night and cut off some curls for incriminating purposes.
There's gotta be someone out there who reads this who goes commando from time to time. True, when getting out of the car wearing a short mini skirt, one might be a tad more careful especially knowing that the paparazzi is just waiting to be the pussyrazzi, but come on. Some people actually just don't wear underwear. It's a choice. Big deal.
And if someone thinks they should commit a girl for getting a tattoo, well, lock me up in prison and throw away the key for a long time...with a whole bunch of other people too, all y'all included who got inked just like me and Brit.
I don't care about Brit's faux pas. In a big global sense, I care about her kids and hope she can pull it together for them. But really, whatthefuckever. I don't care about Anna Nicole Smith's drug use, depression, weight gain/loss, gay lawyer boyfriend. I don't care if young, famous girls shave their little kitties and go out at night to show them off. I don't care about Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or that stupid ass Paris Hilton who is just famous because...um...why is she famous anyway? I don't give a flying fuck if Mary Ashley Olson is in rehab again for anorexia. Eat. Come over...I'll personally cook you dinner. But get the fuck out of the news, out of the bathroom, out of the lunchroom, and out of my car radio.
I don't mean to be selfish or dominate the conversation, but let's talk about something else besides shaved va-j-j's, embalming, paternity tests, drugs, alcohol, who's fucking whom, and who's in rehab. And so we are not hypocrites who may one day burn in hell for casting stones (I'm reading the New Testament, can you tell?), let's leave Britney alone.
Did you happen to hear that K-Fed threatened to steal her hair to prove she's on drugs? I'd pull a Britney Shears too if exhub was gonna sneak into my bedroom in the middle of the night and cut off some curls for incriminating purposes.
There's gotta be someone out there who reads this who goes commando from time to time. True, when getting out of the car wearing a short mini skirt, one might be a tad more careful especially knowing that the paparazzi is just waiting to be the pussyrazzi, but come on. Some people actually just don't wear underwear. It's a choice. Big deal.
And if someone thinks they should commit a girl for getting a tattoo, well, lock me up in prison and throw away the key for a long time...with a whole bunch of other people too, all y'all included who got inked just like me and Brit.
I don't care about Brit's faux pas. In a big global sense, I care about her kids and hope she can pull it together for them. But really, whatthefuckever. I don't care about Anna Nicole Smith's drug use, depression, weight gain/loss, gay lawyer boyfriend. I don't care if young, famous girls shave their little kitties and go out at night to show them off. I don't care about Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or that stupid ass Paris Hilton who is just famous because...um...why is she famous anyway? I don't give a flying fuck if Mary Ashley Olson is in rehab again for anorexia. Eat. Come over...I'll personally cook you dinner. But get the fuck out of the news, out of the bathroom, out of the lunchroom, and out of my car radio.
I don't mean to be selfish or dominate the conversation, but let's talk about something else besides shaved va-j-j's, embalming, paternity tests, drugs, alcohol, who's fucking whom, and who's in rehab. And so we are not hypocrites who may one day burn in hell for casting stones (I'm reading the New Testament, can you tell?), let's leave Britney alone.
posted by jill at 15:55
7 Comments:
I totaly agree. We should stop wasting our time caring so much about one stupid pop star. Right On, Jill!
Out of curriosity, how much time did you spend on that blog? 10, 15, 30 minutes?
hmmm... Is that I kettle i see behind you?
come on. i spent a microfraction of what the rest of the world is spending on this topic.
fine. pot...kettle...black.
as i just typed this, ryan seacrest just said, "it's the pot calling the kettle black." AS i was typing it.
fucking cooooooooooooollllllllllllllll
Ok, this, too, is weird.
I geuss I have to appologize to you for saying you spent time concerning yourself with brit.
I clicked the "next blog" link at the top of the page, and the first one has an "open letter" to brit. Creepy. As if Brit would read the blog of some random asain girl. Check it out.
http://gorgeousarcie.blogspot.com/
I, too, have been boggling over this whole Britney thing. I was acually quite shocked at the media's reaction to her (most recent) hair shaving. Oh my God, she must be really going over the edge if she shaved her head! Intervention! STAT! Come, on world! I shaved my head on a whim, once, just because I could... AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!!
Personally, I thought Brit looked good bald, and it's not an easy look to pull off.
Leave her alone, media...you're mean and you suck.
Oh, Paris Hilton is famous because a) her family name is famous, and b) she has a widely-viewed sex tape
and c) she was actually in a sucessful reality show. However, none of these endeavors requires anything resembling talent (this includes the sex tape, according to various sources).
so..K-Fed goes to court for custody, and she goes right back to the spa, I mean, rehab.
spa, rehab, whatever. if she's got the money, more power to her.
you know, the funny thing is I stood up for Britney when she first came out (bearing in mind that, yes, her music was disposable) because I had a feeling that some day she would shave her head and do something cool.
well, she's halfway there! if only she could make up for the really shitty (even-by-pop-standards) music she put out the past 6 six years, then she will be redeemed.
what's funny is how inescapable the subject has been. for me, it was on the alarm clock, the car radio, my mom's tv set (i don't use one at home) and the laundromat... not to mention the breakroom. keen observations, apparently we ALL MUST KNOW what's going on.
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