01 March 2007

offsetting my zen-ism of yoga with 13-24

I'm all about bulk, I guess. I'm almost at 1000 cranes (about 50 left), and I'm almost at 10,001 things to be pissed off about.

13. Patsy Duphorne
14. giving newborn babies methadone
15. Flying Star doesn't have pitchers (especially after 95 minutes of yoga in a 110 degree room)
16. not getting just 1 yahtzee in a whole game
17. The Police aren't coming to Abq
18. that homophobic asshole at Campfire
19. layovers
20. Jewish jokes (unless they're told by Jews)(and even then...)
21. ill-behaved children
22. the ending of Thelma and Louise
23. George Bush (all of them)
24. I'm not in California

Quote of the night: "Actually I think it tastes like battery acid." ---Shenoa, at dinner. What I want to know is how the hell you know what battery acid tastes like?

3 Comments:

Blogger Col said...

Actually, she said "it tasted like a battery. tangy."

No acid. That would eat through her tounge.

02 March, 2007 19:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she said battery acid. i remember the tangy too, but she most definitely said battery acid. cuz then:

me: when have you tasted battery acid?
shen: you know, when you lick the top of a battery
me: oh...i gotta go home and lick batteries then.

02 March, 2007 20:03  
Blogger Col said...

Hmmmm. maybe youre right. I think I was to distracted by all the visual imagery to pay super close attention.

damn, that was a good eclair.

02 March, 2007 21:28  

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